Unusual Country Song Titles Part 1
Copyright 2000 by
Ed Howdershelt
http://abintrapress.tripod.com

Before you say, "Oh, no, these can't be real!"
Let me assure you that they are.

All I Want From You (Is Away) And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side Did I Shave my Legs for This? Do You Love As Good As You Look? Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night) Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out) Don't Squeeze My Sharmon Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life Ever Since I Said I Do, There's a Lot of Things You Don't Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk Heaven's Just A Sin Away Hell Stays Open All Night Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares Hold On To Your Men, Cause she's Single Again How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32? How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall) I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up I Meant Every Word That He Said I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past I Wanna Whip Your Cow I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life I'm Not Married But The Wife Is I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long) I've Got Four On the Floor and a Fifth Under The Seat I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time I've Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now If I Said You had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight? If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It) If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There) If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good Indexes to my other articles and ebooks may be found on my websites: Abintra Press! and