Unusual Country Song Titles Part 2 Copyright 2000 by Ed Howdershelt http://abintrapress.tripod.com Before you say, "Oh, no, these can't be real!" Let me assure you that they are. It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind Let's Get Drunk and Screw Love Will Beat Your Brains Out Make Me Late For Work Today Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose My Every Day Silver Is Plastic My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart My Legs Won't Walk Away From You My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill Please Bypass This Heart She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye She Feels Like A New Man Tonight She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without Sleeping Single in a Double Bed Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You The Last Word In Lonesome Is 'me' The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There The Pint of No Return The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck Timber, I'm Falling in Love Touch Me With More Than Your Hands Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me) What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This When the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, you'll Know it's me When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town) When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes? Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone? Why do You Believe Me when I Tell You that I Love You when You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life? Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show? You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses) You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life You're A Cross I Can't Bear You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without You're Ruining My Bad reputation You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns Indexes to my other articles and ebooks may be found on my websites: Abintra Press! and