THE HOW OF IT Copyright © 2000 by Ed Howdershelt If you want to please a woman I can tell you how to do it; You find out what she really wants and then you get down to it. And if she wants a special kiss, or touch, or lick, or nibble? You're an idiot for certain If you hesitate or quibble. If there's something you just cannot do Better tell her when you date her, 'Cause no-one will be happy If she has to find out later. Don't rely on clothes and cars when what you need instead, Is knowing what will make her want to chain you to her bed. The ones impressed by clothes and cars are in it for the money And that's the word they really mean each time they call you "Honey." Indexes to my other articles and ebooks may be found on my websites: Abintra Press! and